Great lines to use this weekend... and remember - don't drink too much!!

Two classic quote from the great 1986 film - Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off. 
Cameron: How? 
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards. 

Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.