TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT.COM – The New Yorker has rated this site as the most brilliant of the not so clever things around - hmmm...

(215): I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass

(248): apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.

(305): alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.

(302): I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
(1-302): You mean inside out.
(302): No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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they get really wrong - love it.